Designers are Better than Other People, and So are Our Resumes

Regular people are so boring. All they do is mow the lawn and get stuck in traffic.

But then their are Designers!!! WHOO!! Go us! We don't mow or lawns OR drive! HA!

... There is one thing we all have in common, though. We all need jobs to buy cake and to squander on useless things we don't need.

So why do Designers always get all the jobs all the time while normal people stand in the rain and cry?

A design resume tends to be a lot more interesting, colourful and visual than a regular resume. A designer's resume tends to include graphic elements, colours, and illustrations, and is usually eye-catching right off the bat, conveying information quickly and clearly in a short amount of time.

A REGULAR resume is typically textual and straightforward. There usually is no reason to use illustrations or graphics, so they tend to be same-y, or use elements only from Microsoft Word to design. 

... So, can I get a job now?